BEVERLY HILLS – As the COVID-19 pandemic spread globally in 2020, hundreds of thousands of small businesses shut permanently – despite the United States Congress approving a historic $700 billion to support American business owners. According to the National Restaurant Association, over 3% of restaurant operations have died since the pandemic escalated in March and marked the beginning of one of the ugliest waves of small-business closures since the worst economic downturn in the history of the industrialized world, The Great Depression, but, against all odds Cyber Boy Corp. is one out of a million that has remained resilient through the carnage. Sr. Roy Andrade, CEO, Cyber Boy Corp. started his company as a private security firm on March 19, 2020 and turned it into a software firm on January 1, 2021 with a spokesperson making a public announcement of their first video game in production.
Michael Bentley: “We went through a great deal of trouble to conduct this interview and figured you would be excited to hear back from us, but, your secretary gave us the run around for nearly a month before we were able to get a hold of you. She said you were too busy to speak to anyone – to call back later.”
Sr. Roy Andrade: “On behalf of Cyber Boy Corp., I would like to say that I read The Ritz Herald literally every day. Mainly, the Fashion and Style section. But, I read it literally every day. For clarification purposes, we have been experiencing a high volume of phone calls from women, and men, but, mainly women. Women have appeared at CBC Headquarters unannounced, unexpectedly, and have given the impression to our neighbors that we are a modeling agency.”
Michael Bentley: “We read an article in the California Herald that you dated a centerfold? So, we can understand how frustrated your secretary must be after answering numerous phone calls and dealing with matters irrelevant to technology.”
Sr. Roy Andrade: “Yes. I was in a relationship with a centerfold back in, lets see, 2014, 2015, named, Suzie, Suzanne, whatever, I forgot her last name. She was Polish. She lived in West Hollywood, Ca with a canine named Lucy. I was living in Venice Beach, Ca, while, we were dating, and that relationship died. That is really all I remember. I had pictures, but, my x-wife through them in the trash. Oh well. Regarding the secretaries, they know what they signed up for when they filled out the W-4 Forms. They are doing an excellent job at CBC Headquarters. We have a strongminded team. We have business partners in Karachi, Madrid, Liverpool, Moscow, Shanghai, Montreal, and yeah, the list goes on. We are a multi-national software company with business contacts around the globe and we will continue to work alongside other business leaders as Cyber Boy Corp. sees fit.”
Michael Bentley: “Have you explored treatment options for AUD? We had no idea you were given the medical diagnosis of AUD until we discovered you had to wear a SCRAM under certain conditions, and facing allegations concerning bulk cash? You look marvelous by the way. Who could tell?”
Sr. Roy Andrade: “Thank you. I don’t exercise as often as I should. I have so much work to do and so many books to read that it becomes almost impractical. I eat the right foods and take the right supplements. And that’s about it. There are behavioral therapies, cognitive-behavioral therapies, one-on-one personal counseling services and stuff to treat AUD, but, I am okay. I can handle this on my own.”
Michael Bentley: “A spokesperson for Cyber Boy Corp. announced on January 1, 2021 that the company has a video game in production and would be released before the end of the year. Can you elaborate on that, if, its not too much trouble, Roy?
Sr. Roy Andrade: “Michael. If we entered a conference meeting at Headquarters and used the most practical statistical data display to interpret the market of the video game industry from 2000 to 2020 in the U.S alone, we would see a bar graph, chart, or whatever, reveal growth over the course of 20 years. In 2020, global video game revenue accounted for over $170 billion. So, Cyber Boy Corp. is stepping in and will release a video game in the coming months. I can’t disclose too much information, because intellectual property right and stuff, but, we are officially a software company.”
Mobile gaming is expected to have the biggest gain in the video game industry, which may have a lot to do with Chinese citizens purchasing apps through smartphones and tablets. According to official bank statements, Cyber Boy Corp. has invested well over $100,000 into its first video game and believes it will take 2 to 3 years before they realize a profit. We have also been informed that Sr. Roy Andrade is collaborating with Pangaea Visions’ fashion designers on a project this week and will provide further details in the coming months. Cyber Boy Corp. is a company worth investing into if the company ever decides to have an IPO.